a5c7b9f00b A team of mercenaries confront nightmarish visions when they become trapped inside an armoured personnel carrier. With nowhere else to hide, a group of mercenaries and their two prisoners take cover inside a long abandoned Bulldog tank. But, while they try to keep the forces outside at bay, the real enemy is already among them, locked inside the &#39;Belly of the Bulldog&#39;. I was intrigued by the premise and decided to give it a try. What a huge disappointment. <br/><br/>This movie is bad on many levels. Just a few:<br/><br/><ul><li>None of the characters are remotely likable. They are either jerks, poorly-written, or blandhell. - Almost all of the acting is really poor. Particularly bad are George KennedySmith and Tom MateenEvans. Ever, Rupert Evans, who is decent in The Man in the High Castle, can&#39;t muster a good effort. - Most of the story makes no sense and very little of substance seems to happen.</li></ul><br/><br/>Please, don&#39;t torture yourself by watching this movie - it is that bad! I am shocked that professionals wrote, produced, directed and acted in this movie. Maybe I am assuming too much.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve seen a lot of movies but one of the worst I have seen.<br/><br/>So many holes in the story and not by design. So many things that just aren&#39;t natural for a human to react that way. Im guessing the tank was numbered 432 or something but if that is explained I missed it. Not sure what country designed that tank but it appears they are much bigger and and a lot more sound proof and sound deadening and on the inside than it appears. The tank also must have an odor disposal system in place too. ..but strangely enough, its not fireproof (sarcasm) <br/><br/>I didn&#39;t check but I am guessing this movie was made in Europe some where. It reminds me a lot of &quot;Dog Soldiers&quot;, but that movie is a lot better.<br/><br/>The somewhat of a plot is also worn out….the evil military and government! ….experimenting again. Maybe I was part of the experiment and watching this movie is part of it….now that makes more sense, Its all becoming clear to me now.<br/><br/>The only thing different about this movie is that we see a man crap and it shows us close up of his crapits falling and flashes to his face of relief. Never saw that in a movie before(I&#39;m sure its been done in some cheap fetish flick lol)….that&#39;s the biggest creative energy in the movie so if that excites you, then by all means watch away! A last-minute flurry of action and a final plot twist aren't enough to redeem this busy but tedious thriller.
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